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Siren Song series by Victor Nizovtsev
I FUCKIN LOVE MERMAIDS I JUST WANNA SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS PLEASE LET ME BE ONE OF YOU
I think a part of my soul just died. A moment of gross sobbing for the incredible holy site that has been bulldozed by greed and ignorance.
Act of Contrition
Lumpy Space Princess needs to be at Abel Township. This needs to be a thing.
I just imagine her being on the other end of Mission 9, going “DRAAAAAAMA BOOOOOMB!” with every story Sam tells.
Things like this make me want to play dnd but the only groups I know here are super serious types who hate fun
Mine is like these.
Oh MAN- do I have some dnd stories.
And this is why I miss DnD so much
My favorite D&D story:
So our party was fighting through a forest full of Dryders (like half-spider people) to get to a tower where this evil Mindflayer sorcerer was hiding. My sister is playing a monk—a very overpowered monk. She decides to cut off a dryder’s head, like just in case she needed a head or something, you never know. As we enter the tower and are approached by the big scary mindflayer, my sister says, “Wait, so these things eat brains?!”
She pulled the head out of her bag, yanked its’ brain out of it’s skull with her monk punching skills and on her next turn she rolled a critical hit on throwing the brain at the mindflayer’s face, expecting it to get distracted and eat it. It did not eat the brain. It got very angry that she critically threw a brain at its face.
“And I thought Batman was the detective.”
Oh man, Zombies, Run! is SUCH a good workout app. It had figured out that while I won’t run for my health, I won’t run for my weight, but I will run for the next episode.
It has singlehandedly turned me from someone who doesn’t work out to someone who runs 6 days a week.
I’m sure there will be more fanart on the way…
Please, more fanart. This is glorious.
There are no words to describe how much I love this artwork right here.